Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified lawyer. I can break into people’s emotions and drag suppressed memories and break witnesses, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
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These have to be the strangest cookies I’ve seen.
why does this keep happening
kingdom hearts is really just depressing shit and winnie the pooh mini games. there is nothing else. that is it.